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devin hester 

Currently one of the most dangerous threats in the NFL as a returner for the Chicago Bears, in addition to achieving the impossible: a 100 speed rating in Madden NFL Football Video games beginning in 2008. He attended the University of Miami Florida (The U), where he was even then considered very elusive and dangerous.
As a rookie in the NFL during the 2006-2007 season, he set the record for returning the most kicks for touchdowns. Given the nicknames "Windy City Flyer" and "Anytime" many kickers and punters try to not even let him touch the ball.
Noteable Accomplishments:
-57th pick in the NFL Draft
-4.35 forty yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine
-broke 8 tackles during an 81 yd TD return against Duke in 2005
-1 Field Goal return for touchdown (108 yds) against the Giants in 2006
-5 other TD returns in the 2006-2007 season
-First Player ever to return the opening Super Bowl Kick for a TD in 2007
Did you see Devin Hester on that play?

No, he was going too fast
devin hester by bankok April 3, 2008

devin hester 

most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping
larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.
devin hester by jfire February 5, 2005

devin hester 

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.
"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

devin hester by JRice80 December 6, 2006

Devin Hestered 

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!
Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!
Devin Hestered by Levak May 27, 2008

Devin Hestered 

To be Owned, Dominated or Schooled. AKA being DH'ed.
Mr. Kern asked a girl out and got denied. He just got fuckin DH'ed.

You just got Devin Hestered!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026