When you're becoming intimate with a girl after Taco Bell and she has to shit. But both of you are too lazy to move before you get freaky. She straddles your stomach as if she just conquered a mountain like a yeti. Before you know it, you hear the flap of cheeks with the release of your girls butt chocolates onto your stomach. She sits down on you in her own shit and it squishes out through her pubes making them brown.
Person 1: Man, did you hear what happened to Zach?
Person 2: No bro what happened?
Person 1: He took his girl out for dinner and she gave him a Devin Rusk Brown Yeti.
Person 2: No way dude, poor guy.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.