deutsche bahn 

Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.

Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn

deutsche bahn by the defenition master June 18, 2017

deutsche bahn 

Deutsche Bahn AG is a German group based in Berlin. It was created in 1994 from the merger of the Deutsche Bundesbahn and the Deutsche Reichsbahn and the transformation into a stock corporation

If someone asks you why you are late then you say.

I traveled with deutsche bahn.

deutsche bahn by FlareCO February 25, 2020

Deutsche Bahn 

a theater of transit where the script is rewritten with each delay, and the stage is set for the perpetual drama of missed connections and lost hopes.

Oh I'm late again, thanks to the Deutsche Bahn.

Deutsche Bahn by KJUEIKS December 11, 2023

Deutsche Bahn Orgasm

When an orgasm is delayed, but not enough to get compensation for it.

Sam: I had a Deutsche Bahn Orgasm last night.

Annabel: No way! How long was it delayed by?

Sam: Couldn't tell you, it passed by when it was convenient.

Deutsche Bahn Orgasm by paper meatball January 22, 2026

You got Deutsche Bahned 

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

You got Deutsche Bahned by dickoon2 March 21, 2025

deutschebahned 

when your travel plans are ruined by the German train company — Deutsche Bahn

Adam: "wait, does this say our train got cancelled?"
Ben: "yep, we just got deutschebahned"

deutschebahned by leroumdeux June 13, 2025