deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).

I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.

by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021