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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Owl neck detection device 

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

Douche Detection 

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.
I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.
Douche Detection by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

Particular testicular detection 

Particular Testicular Detection (PTD) refers to a cutting-edge biometric technology utilized by Tesla vehicles for authentication purposes. This unique method involves the use of advanced scanning systems incorporated within Tesla's vehicles, specifically designed to scan and analyze an individual's testicles as a means of identity verification.
I couldn't believe it when my friend told me that the latest Tesla models feature Particular Testicular Detection for authentication. Can you imagine having your testicles scanned to start a car? That's some next-level biometric technology!

Child Detection Agency 

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)
CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.

Watch Dog Cheat Detection 

Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers
Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.