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Desk Job
Any sexual act involving or including a desk. In a desk job, the desk is more than likely to be in the dominant position. One common occurrence during desk jobs is having orgies whereas each table leg serves as a cock. Fun for 4!
P1: I'm having a desk job, wanna join?
P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!
P2: Nah. I just blew two legs. But make sure you cum into the drawer!
Desk Job by KhalifJ6181995 May 24, 2016
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Desk Job • Desk • Desk Jockey • Desk Pop • desk diving • Desk fat • Desk boy • Desk Deuce • desk-douche • desk gremlin
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