Something you say when you're retarded and don't know what else to say.
Joe: Wow that was akward.
Brent: Yeah......der
by Christian W. April 11, 2006
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Deutsch für "the." Anwendung finden als ein männlich wörter.

"Der" is a German word used for "the." As with most old, European languages, there are sex tenses in German. Der, in this case, is masculine; pronounced much like the word, "dare." It's not pronounced as "dur," as many retarded ignoramouses claim.
Ich bin der über Amerikaner.
by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
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A Der is an action used to shut down any unwanted conversation. A der is most effective when the the person looks at the co-operative directly in the eyes, puts his hands in front of his hips as if holding something out, leans back, sticks out his tongue and makes retarded sounds. Best held for approximately 5 seconds. After, one simply stands there and waits for the co-operative to run away.
dude, you totally just got derred.

tffthhtf nhhnauoh thhsht! (blank stare)...
by Pukus May 02, 2011
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Val speak for getting or giving Head (oral sex)
Like he totally gives wicked der's.
Like I was giving Brad der's when his mom walked in.
by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006
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