depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.
by Lovell from UT November 10, 2010
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depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.
by Maddog May 23, 2004
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An elaborate way to shotgun marijuana to your friends. The "depth charger" takes a large hit, goes underwater in a pool or other body of water, and exhales sharply. When the bubbles that come to the surface burst open, smoke will rise up out of it, and when someone inhales that smoke, it's a depth charge.
Dude, did you see Mark take that depth charge from Nick?
by jajer July 22, 2018
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depth charge

We wanted to get shit-faced fast, so we drank a few depth charges.
by pdeucer April 27, 2006
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Depth Charge

Ok you need a Pint of Guinness and a shot of Vodka...

Now drop the shot glass full of vodka into the pint of guinness and drink before the shotglass hits the bottem...

Thats a fuckin depth charge!
back in the day me and my dad used to drink depth charges after playing foosball for about 15 hours while tripping on strong cid...
by Mikey gavinn October 03, 2004
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Depth charge

One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.
I used a whole fucking role of toilet paper cuz I kept dropping depth charges.
by Colin G. November 05, 2007
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Depth Charge

When one swims below the surface of the water and takes a shit, usually in a natural body of water such as a lake or ocean.
I was out fishing with my friends and had to take a shit so I jumped in the lake and dropped a depth charge.
by DookieJones February 28, 2015
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