Denecrophilia

The sexual attraction to persons who are no longer dead, a.k.a. a zombie.

Not to be confused with Necrophilia, the sexual attraction to corpses.

Joseph likes to go to the graveyard in the hopes that a zombie will appear so that he can quench his denecrophilia.

Denecrophilia by Shigshagor April 18, 2010

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dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best

Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail

….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

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Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005