Denecrophilia

The sexual attraction to persons who are no longer dead, a.k.a. a zombie.

Not to be confused with Necrophilia, the sexual attraction to corpses.

Joseph likes to go to the graveyard in the hopes that a zombie will appear so that he can quench his denecrophilia.

by Shigshagor April 18, 2010

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

by annabanana May 14, 2005

oenecrophiliac

A person who ages their wine way past it's prime.

Most British Bordeaux drinkers are oenecrophiliacs. Their '28's aren't ready yet...

by The BigBee February 5, 2017

Dendrophilia

Fornication with Trees.

Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004