Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best

Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail

….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005

oenecrophiliac

A person who ages their wine way past it's prime.

Most British Bordeaux drinkers are oenecrophiliacs. Their '28's aren't ready yet...

oenecrophiliac by The BigBee February 5, 2017

Dendrophilia

Fornication with Trees.

Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac

Dendrophilia by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

dendrophiliac by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

Dendrophilia by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026