dej loaf

A shit that's not diarrhea but not quite a solid paste. Light and fluffy with ragged edges and a hint of fat, causing it to float on the toilet water.

"Dude, after I ate that 10 sack of White Castle I spent an hour in the bathroom giving birth to an entire litter of dej loafs."

by Vapid Pooper January 15, 2015

Dej Loaf

When you drop a warm loaf, usually solid, into your toilet.

"I just dropped a fat dej loaf in your toilet bro."

by Sniffdirect March 20, 2017