Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation 

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.

"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"

Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation by Stace138 June 24, 2012

Ghetto Defibrillator 

n. a type of Defibrillator that is used widely in ghetto neighborhoods; jump starter cables hooked to either a car battery or microwave at one end and the person's nipples at the other, and then turned on.

1. Someone go get a ghetto Defibrillator for Latoya!
2. Hurry up and start that ghetto Defibrillator before Bon'Qui'Qui dies!

Ghetto Defibrillator by Danté November 12, 2013

Human Defibrillator 

It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"

"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"

Human Defibrillator by Olli Brier October 12, 2014

Defibrillatorable 

When running a cardiac arrest, the only 2 cardiac rhythms that you defibrillate are ventricular tachycardia without a pulse and ventricular fibrillation. All other rhythms are non-defibrillatorable.

The patient was asystolic which is a non-defibrillatorable rhythm.

Defibrillatorable by Kharon72151 April 5, 2017

Defibrillator

N. 1) A device found in most places of business that prevents you from lying later. 2) A word paramedics use to say goodbye. Usually cheesy.

1) After his third and most fetal lie, Timmy had to use a defibrillator to make sure it never happened again.
2) "I'll defibr-u-later!!" "*sigh*"

Defibrillator by Johneyt November 19, 2011

Jamaican Defibrillator 

The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.

Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.

Jamaican Defibrillator by Stefalpha July 25, 2016

Gainesville defibrillator 

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

Gainesville defibrillator by dalizardman May 16, 2014