The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.
by doublepepperoni March 30, 2012
When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.
by hurricane47 June 10, 2010
Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.
by Lord Nexus VI November 22, 2012
A highly acclaimed job title at iHop created by Demarcus Cousins (JiDion) trying to reduce the amount of defecating inside of iHop bathrooms
Interviewer: What job would you like to apply for?
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau
by Kingcroyal April 16, 2022
That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 10, 2003
Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.
Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!
Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
by sizcruz January 22, 2010
The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n May 9, 2011