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Deck of Cards 

The use of a deck of cards for a cardio work out that can only be described as hell.

This work out can also make the place your are working out in into a swimming pool of sweat that you can skate on after the workout is done.
Deck of Cards
10 of spades, 10 burpees the next one is 10 of hearts guess what another ten burpees. *screams of tortured souls*
Deck of Cards by bescience September 9, 2018

rodney king deck of cards 

1 spade and 51 clubs
the police love playing with a rodney king deck of cards

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.
Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

one card short of a deck 

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.
Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026