Deceased Deviant

A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.

A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.

The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.

by Bret Michaels January 1, 2008

deceased boner

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

by garrett kearney June 12, 2005

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Someone who kinda exists May 12, 2022

Deceased Posterior

Used to describe a something or some one that is dead ass

Yo deceased posterior this Mac and cheese is gas

by Kid reaper May 31, 2022

Shivam (deceased)

A TG user, captain obvious.

The sky is blue.
- shivam (deceased), probably.

by SaiyanKakarot7 May 1, 2021

im deceased

a term that wannabe hipsters use when they are trying to be original and don't want to say "I'm dead" like everyone else.

*at school*

person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.

wannabe hipster: im deceased

*on the internet*

person: whoah hes so hot it kills me

wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d

by a woodchuck named norris October 29, 2016

days of the deceased

up coming british deathmetalers,extremely heavy,great live show and great musicians

have you heard that amazing band days of the deceased?

by carrionflesh March 18, 2009