by Kaliwhoib May 29, 2022
by tehetehebree12 January 6, 2021
a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical
also holy sh** i just described my mom
also holy sh** i just described my mom
Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!
by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020
The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
by Partytrix December 19, 2013
Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".
Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
Bernardo: I certainly hope so
by tambor58 April 21, 2010
its a horrid disease that only men can get, women often confuse this with man flu.
Symptoms are; Snotty nose, bad back, fluctuating temperature, groggy feeling, sore head, tiredness, short temperament, sore legs, sore throat.
The only known cure for this is 2 weeks off work filled with sex with female scousers and looking at car parts for small sports hatch backs.
Symptoms are; Snotty nose, bad back, fluctuating temperature, groggy feeling, sore head, tiredness, short temperament, sore legs, sore throat.
The only known cure for this is 2 weeks off work filled with sex with female scousers and looking at car parts for small sports hatch backs.
I just died of Nazel Death, its bloody awful
by FocusLaa January 17, 2013