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Dead Bird 

A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.
Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.
Dead Bird by megastoner420 April 6, 2011

Dead Bird 

One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.
"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."
Dead Bird by Kdra May 26, 2006

Dead Bird 

An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.
"Caaw Caaw"
"What was that noise?"
Splat... Dead Bird
Dead Bird by Big Dorp February 26, 2009

Dead Bird 

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.
Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.
Dead Bird by greoee October 2, 2011

Dead Bird Site 

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.
Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.
Dead Bird Site by irsY January 29, 2024

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? 

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.
Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!