Someone that is reacting to life in such a matter that would involve no type of mental capacity; therefore they have the mental capabilities of a dead bear in the act of making decisions about life. It is often times also referring to someone who is also content with making idiotic decisions in life.
Yo, that chick over there is going to court for assaulting someone and she's laughing about it like she doesn't even realize that she might end her ass up in jail...Dead Bear Status.
by KayJay123 April 28, 2012
Get the Dead Bearmug. when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.
by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005
Get the that blows dead bearsmug. by mike_mace December 11, 2018
Get the blow a dead bearmug. This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.
by Not my real name September 20, 2015
Get the Dead bear penismug. When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.
God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.
by 15989232 September 26, 2006
Get the like talking to a dead bearmug. A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.
by Seburo September 9, 2009
Get the dead baby bearmug. by Dead bear May 16, 2020
Get the The dead bearsmug.