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The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.
You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.
Day Two by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017

deep day two 

When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.
John just deep day two'd and now we need to carry him home.
deep day two by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009

Two Day Rule 

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
Two Day Rule by EagerBeaver137 October 28, 2014

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip 

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

two day hangover

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.
Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover
two day hangover by jamz1 October 1, 2012

two-day-a-year-jew 

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.
"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."
two-day-a-year-jew by ShawnCP September 19, 2009
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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