Day Two
The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.
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deep day two
When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.
deep day two by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009
Two Day Rule
The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
Two Day Rule by EagerBeaver137 October 28, 2014
Two-Day Mexican Road Trip
Two-Day Mexican Road Trip by Robthegod May 6, 2010
two day hangover
A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.
two day hangover by jamz1 October 1, 2012
two-day-a-year-jew
A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.
"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."
two-day-a-year-jew by ShawnCP September 19, 2009
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