getting fairly nervous around girls and being roughly 13-15 years of age. When in the presence of girls, jump and touch the highest thing you can reach, sometimes being a basketball hoop.... other times.. various objects in the air.
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A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
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David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009
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“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch
“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch
“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe
“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon
“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch
“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe
“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon
“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
by myspacecrack February 10, 2019
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bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
by world's most concerned citizen July 11, 2010
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