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date with jill 

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.
If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill
date with jill by bigbubba1020 February 26, 2011
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have a date with Jill

"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.

It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.

The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.

Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"
A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.
have a date with Jill by sv3ns0n April 13, 2012
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