(n) 1. A condition within a relational
database that arises from poorly formed tables,
extraneous fields, and un-purged data.
2. The reason that guy at a party that
won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
For the love of all that is holy, Tom...please optimize the database before running large queries. This thing's got databetes and we'll be here for hours.
Initially
fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about
hummingbird species.