(n) 1. A condition within a relational database that arises from poorly formed tables, extraneous fields, and un-purged data.
2. The reason that guy at a party that won't shut up about the single thing in life he's mastered.
For the love of all that is holy, Tom...please optimize the database before running large queries. This thing's got databetes and we'll be here for hours.
Initially fascinated by her new friend, Jenny quickly realized Ronnie had databetes when he pontificated for 30 minutes about hummingbird species.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'