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Darth Vadar 

Some crazy emo robot who claims to be Luke Skywalker's father. He's from outer space and kills any mofo who looks at him the wrong way.
Darth Vadar killed my mother because she called him Betty.

dirty darth vadar 

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong
I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.
dirty darth vadar by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

darth vader grilled cheese 

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."
I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

darth vader 

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
I wish he was MY dad.
darth vader by bigtones October 5, 2004

Pink Darth Vader 

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.
Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

Darth Vadering 

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound
My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick
Darth Vadering by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017