A darkwheaten is someone who is the best a video games and usually has unspoken rizz even though he looks like he wouldnt but he actually pulls a lot of girls
Man: Wow you see that guy he is totally a Darkwheaten
A World of Warcraft player belonging to the Draka realm. Known to Alt-Tab during critical points in raids and to play as a female character, luring gullible 13 year old boys to flirt with him. He also goes by the name Darkbeauty and Portwench.
Did you hear that Darkheaven likes to hang out in the kiddie pool section of the water park and catch kids as they slide down the slide?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!