You are beautiful! You have dark brown hair! Very different from normal brown hair. It shows that you are different from others in a good way! People with dark brown hair fit with many eye colours like: green (like mine), blue, hazel and brown! You're probably some savage person too!
Oh look! She has dark brown hair...I wish I had that hair too
the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).