dante koeun
triangle.....
a smartass who often think of themseleves very highly but in the end get rejected by every living female to have ever crossed paths with him. you can find him singing disney songs whilst crying to aladdin. his also a rare species of half white half asian but seems to look like a long necked indian man who graduated from tec support and can finally retire so he can watch lil boys play soccer. he is often gets confused for a giraffe. dont let the pedo stash full you, his actually 12 year old stuck in an indian dad bod. his bedtime is 7:00pm but he sleeps at 7:01pm because his a jake pauler a complete savage
S- returns
A- his
V-library
A-books
G-on
E-time
his ass may be tight but his bond with god is even tighter. he never buys chanelle pizza though he doesnt have alot of money he has a thicc ass and lots of love to give so ladies watch out cause you girls like funny people and lucky him his whole life is a joke. his emotional balance and bank account balance are basically the same, very low. no one has ever gotten closer than his eyebrows on his face. a true child of god, a lady slayer, his a pussy but you are what you eat (pets). he don't like tall girls cause he eyes only see's in wide screen.
threesome
twosome
his a handsome young weeb lad looking waifu it doesnt matter if your a trap cause trap aint gay
no homo
ps his never loosing his virginity because he never looses
ps he plays fortnight
he'll give you a suck for a v buck
a smartass who often think of themseleves very highly but in the end get rejected by every living female to have ever crossed paths with him. you can find him singing disney songs whilst crying to aladdin. his also a rare species of half white half asian but seems to look like a long necked indian man who graduated from tec support and can finally retire so he can watch lil boys play soccer. he is often gets confused for a giraffe. dont let the pedo stash full you, his actually 12 year old stuck in an indian dad bod. his bedtime is 7:00pm but he sleeps at 7:01pm because his a jake pauler a complete savage
S- returns
A- his
V-library
A-books
G-on
E-time
his ass may be tight but his bond with god is even tighter. he never buys chanelle pizza though he doesnt have alot of money he has a thicc ass and lots of love to give so ladies watch out cause you girls like funny people and lucky him his whole life is a joke. his emotional balance and bank account balance are basically the same, very low. no one has ever gotten closer than his eyebrows on his face. a true child of god, a lady slayer, his a pussy but you are what you eat (pets). he don't like tall girls cause he eyes only see's in wide screen.
threesome
twosome
his a handsome young weeb lad looking waifu it doesnt matter if your a trap cause trap aint gay
no homo
ps his never loosing his virginity because he never looses
ps he plays fortnight
he'll give you a suck for a v buck
dante koeun by crispythang January 3, 2019