Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

by brendan July 1, 2004

Darkspeed Systems

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.

Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"

by Thetntteam May 17, 2023