dangle dance 

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.

I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.

dangle dance by Matt-money December 27, 2005

dangle dance 

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.

Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.

dangle dance by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

dancle 

combination of the word dance and sparkle

Her eyes dancled in the moonlight .
Edward Cullen wished he could dancle, but he only sparkled.

dancle by StydiaAF115 August 26, 2016