dangle dance
The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.
I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.
dangle dance by Matt-money December 27, 2005
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