Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

by niteowl March 30, 2004

the monkey dance

one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.

how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!

by thomasss July 20, 2006

dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt February 18, 2016

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

funky monkey dance

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

by Hairy Monkey April 15, 2006

wild monkey dance

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 30, 2017