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Slow Dance Chub 

An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."

"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
Slow Dance Chub by Tonyhw Neb March 30, 2009

slow dance chubby 

girl: i like you
boy: i like you too
girl:quit poking me
boy: i gota slow dance chubby

Slow-dance chubby 

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
Slow-dance chubby by Oruganaconga January 14, 2017