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Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.
Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.
Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
Related Words
dalku • daku • dalubuhle • dankus memus • daaku • Dalius • DalJuan • dalk • dalko • dalkr
The Dankuya is a person (dankuyans for the population) who survives the holy month of no nut november.
They posses supreme willpower over mortal men, and have some hidden abilities only used when necessary.
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan ascended to join the Dankuyans?"
Person 2: "Really?! I never expected him to survive the holy month."
Dankuya by Dankuyan Prime November 7, 2019

Count Dankula 

Not guilty.
Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!
Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

Sweet and Sour Dankus 

The ideal flavor of dankus. Often causes cottonmouth, blood-shot eyes, and extreme hunger pangs. See definition of Dankus
"Yo, did you hear Jason had some Sweet and Sour Dankus at that party last night? I wish I woulda been there man!"
Sweet and Sour Dankus by Room 222 September 18, 2012
A daltus is a word that describes outcast walruses who stray from the pack and prefers solitude. When a human is called a daltus, it usually refers to a loser or someone not socially acceptable.

Also, a good nickname for people named Dalton or Walrus.
That's a daltus cause it's all alone.
Daltus by Fatty@Heart November 5, 2010
Pronunciation: dass koo'
Function: Negro patois. Expression af assent.
Etymology: Middle English col, from Old English cōl; akin to Old High German kuoli cool, Old English ceald cold
Date: Mid 20th century and later.
English equivalent: 1. That is acceptable. 2. I agree.
dasku, I be hitting dat.
dasku by Uncle BillyT December 9, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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