dasku 

Pronunciation: dass koo'
Function: Negro patois. Expression af assent.
Etymology: Middle English col, from Old English cōl; akin to Old High German kuoli cool, Old English ceald cold
Date: Mid 20th century and later.
English equivalent: 1. That is acceptable. 2. I agree.

dasku, I be hitting dat.

dasku by Uncle BillyT December 9, 2009

Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.

Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.

Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Dankuya 

The Dankuya is a person (dankuyans for the population) who survives the holy month of no nut november.
They posses supreme willpower over mortal men, and have some hidden abilities only used when necessary.

Person 1: "Did you hear Dan ascended to join the Dankuyans?"
Person 2: "Really?! I never expected him to survive the holy month."

Dankuya by Dankuyan Prime November 7, 2019

Count Dankula 

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

dask

"Did I ask" is used in a way of a comeback when someone insults you or gives their own opinion that you don't care about.

Person 1: Damn. Those glasses make you look so ugly.
Person 2: Dask?

dask by Tranquillium June 13, 2016

Sweet and Sour Dankus 

The ideal flavor of dankus. Often causes cottonmouth, blood-shot eyes, and extreme hunger pangs. See definition of Dankus

"Yo, did you hear Jason had some Sweet and Sour Dankus at that party last night? I wish I woulda been there man!"

Sweet and Sour Dankus by Room 222 September 18, 2012

dasuberpoop 

Crazy-ass grimy nigga from NY who does funny video game commentary on YouTube. Basically a mix of Samuel Jackson and Uncle Ruckus. Likes fried chicken, Sasha Grey, laughing like a maniac, putting a foot up your ass and releasing videos every 99 years. Comedy at its finest.

dasuberpoop's signature intro: What's going on y'all, it's Das, and I'm ready to open up a big fat can of whoop ass right here in *name of the game*

playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH

killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*

politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.

battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.

trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!

making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.

What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.

dasuberpoop by Hideo Fucking Kojima February 10, 2020