dakko 

dakko means hug in japanese. this is what you send to your japanese crush when you want to be closer and feel her warmth.

can i hab dakko?

dakko by Zaaca November 21, 2019

Dakko 

dakko is an unecassary collection of dust and hair in your home

there is dakko all over the place in here

Dakko by Jade bro October 14, 2008

dakko 

A word that has no meaning but is meant to annoy

if someone asks what it is just say it has no meaning in a sarcastic voice, you're telling the truth but they won't believe it

paul: you're such a dakko
tim: the hell does that mean
paul: that's why you're a dakko
tim: what does that mean
paul in a sarcastic voice: it has no meaning
tim: yeah right, like i'd believe that

dakko by Spiksee3 March 15, 2022

the dakko effect 

a rare disease caused by dakko it causes you to become a mute/unable to talk and will always get you insecure.
the side effects of this disease makes you get sturdy and magically have rats.
I advise you to stay away from dakko unless u wanna be a micless.

him: u must have the dakko effect
her: how
him: ur a mute

the dakko effect by Xehloh June 13, 2022

Dakke Dak 

English: Dakke dak is a danish slang for Psy- or Progressive trance music, or other music with a heavy baseline featuring lots of drops. It's kinda like the sound the bass makes when comming out of bad speakers "dak dakke dak, dakke dak, dakke dak"

Dansk: Dakke dak er slang for Psytrance, eller "tramp".

Hvaa, skal vi ikke ud dakke her i weekenden?

Skal vi høre noget dakke dak?

Dakke Dak by Slaske May 6, 2016

Dakota Handshake 

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War 

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019