dad poop 

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

dad poop by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

Dad Poop 

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

Dad Poop by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019