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I'd smash 

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
I'd smash by Keta January 27, 2006
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I'd Smash 

A term used by guys to briefly rate a female. Means the girl could be anywhere between 'really fucking hot' or 'ok'. A girl decent enough to fuck or above.
Guy 1:Hey,what would you rate Brianna?
Guy 2:Eh,shes ok. Nice ass but her face looks weird. I'd smash.

(hot girl walks by group of guys)
Guy 1: Id Smash
Guy 2: Same.
Group nods in approval.
I'd Smash by HYPERLINK! December 18, 2011

I'd smash her pasty 

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.
"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010
When one is burned or possibly owned or pwned.
Example:

Thomas: Thats not what you were saying last night Sammy.

Michael: SMASH'D!
SMASH'D by akl;sdfj;alskfdj;alskdf November 3, 2006
to die from an overdose
Sasha Rodriguez died after the Electric Daisy Carnival 2010 in California for saturating her body with drugs causing her death and also bad publicity to these type of festivals (RAVES)
Harold,remember not to bust a sasha..!!

what happened to him??
he sasha'd
sasha'd by ramonsitojones October 13, 2010

SmashZilla'd 

To go out and get funked up beyond recognition.
To get smashed.
To get so twisted, you feel as big as Godzilla.
To get so drunk, you are bigger than life.
To get so funked up, you need a team to carry you home.
Gettin high to the power of 10 to 10.
"Yo bro, wanna go out and get smashzilla'd tonight?"
"I got so smashzilla'd last night, I don't even know how I got home"
" I didn't get drunk last night, I got Smashzilla'd !"