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shit of my career by texasguy September 28, 2006
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Anon 1: it's so scary!!! i'm home alone, and i'm hearing someone knocking by my doooor. and then i yelled like a chareeba
Anon 2: wat is a chareeba?
Anon 3: probably a bird or smthn
Anon 2: /posts picture of a chareeba
Anon 4: lololololol
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anon 5: kekeke
Anon 2: wat is a chareeba?
Anon 3: probably a bird or smthn
Anon 2: /posts picture of a chareeba
Anon 4: lololololol
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anon 5: kekeke
chareeba by Mouseyanon January 24, 2010
Career
Something that society forces upon people, esp. nowadays. If you do not have a career, people automatically assume you are a lazy good-for-nothing bum. An unnecessary thing to have, and it's a shame that so many people spend all their lives aspiring to have a career. The concept is installed into most western children from birth, as their first twenty-odd years of their life is dedicated to "education", which generally teaches people to become "clever". Being "clever" means you will have a "good" career.
The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.
Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".
The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.
Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".
Career by GenericPseudonym10621 May 30, 2009
Career
ca⋅reer {kuh-reer}
–noun
1. A long period of servitude in exchange for operating capital and the promise of financial security and much needed health care coverage on release; golden handcuffs.
2. The mistakenly desired outcome of 16+ years of education.
3. An affliction whose symptoms are loss of life & liberty, general purpose misery, and resentment towards those who are unaffected.
4. A euphemism for 'professional labour camp'; these 'camps' are required to support capitalism's unsustainable drive for never ending growth.
–noun
1. A long period of servitude in exchange for operating capital and the promise of financial security and much needed health care coverage on release; golden handcuffs.
2. The mistakenly desired outcome of 16+ years of education.
3. An affliction whose symptoms are loss of life & liberty, general purpose misery, and resentment towards those who are unaffected.
4. A euphemism for 'professional labour camp'; these 'camps' are required to support capitalism's unsustainable drive for never ending growth.
Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Career by Loki's Friend September 19, 2009