cyberminimalist
A short kid who has no friends and loves to scream racial slurs. They love telling people to off themselves and overall sometimes acts like a furry. They also love saying ":3" and loves to trap people in their basement.
Friend 1: I wonder what's up with Joey.
Friend 2: You don't want to know. Joey attacked innocent bystanders and is threatening me.
Friend 1: Wow! That sounds so cool.
Friend 2: Don't be a cyberminimalist like Joey is!
Friend 1: Aww Okay.
Joey: Hi guys
Friend 1: Hey why do you have a lighter?
Friend 2: Oh no.
Joey: I heard you called me a cyberminimalist.
Friend 2: You don't want to know. Joey attacked innocent bystanders and is threatening me.
Friend 1: Wow! That sounds so cool.
Friend 2: Don't be a cyberminimalist like Joey is!
Friend 1: Aww Okay.
Joey: Hi guys
Friend 1: Hey why do you have a lighter?
Friend 2: Oh no.
Joey: I heard you called me a cyberminimalist.
cyberminimalist by kronosgalaxy September 9, 2023
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