cyberext

To engage in virtual sex, commonly referred to as "Cybering" via text message instead of computer. Not sexting, Cyberexting.

Person 1 Hey babe, I'm horny. Wanna cyber? Person 2 Yeah, but I'm not near a computer.. I can text. Wanna cyberext?

by muhmbojuhmno March 16, 2014

Cyberection

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.

Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...

by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

cyberexic

One who claims or portrays themselves to be much thinner and or attractive than they actual are.

cyberexic someone who posts fake pictures (profile, etc.) of themselves, someone who post old pictures of them selves of younger years claiming that what they look like now, someone who post skinny pictures of themselves when they actual are bigger, someone who post face picture portraying to be small leaving out the entire body view

by hot shawty February 20, 2012

Cyberectional Dysfunction

The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.

Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.

Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.

by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

cybertxt

CyberTXT: The use of txt messaging to describe sexual acts or practices or pursuit thereof.

Selena is constantly CYBERTXTING Nick at work.

by nickelodeon502 April 26, 2007

Cybertext

Engaging in cybersex using SMS.

I cybertexted with some girl I met at the bar last night. She was sort of fug, but I wanted my kicks.

by You're this shallow too! October 24, 2008

Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.

Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!

by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011