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An unidentifiable repulsive substance. Or a splattering of smelly matter that stinks so bad you can't get close enough to identify it.
cux by J.T. Naylor October 13, 2006
Cux
The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.
1 I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!
CUX
A user experience so cursed, humiliating, or psychologically damaging that it feels like the product is actively disrespecting you.
Symptoms:
7-step onboarding to do a 1-step task
“Something went wrong :(” with no details
Captchas that make you question your humanity
Buttons that look clickable but aren’t
Popups asking for payment before you’ve seen the app
Dev replies like “works on my machine”
Symptoms:
7-step onboarding to do a 1-step task
“Something went wrong :(” with no details
Captchas that make you question your humanity
Buttons that look clickable but aren’t
Popups asking for payment before you’ve seen the app
Dev replies like “works on my machine”
CUX by ninjabeavah February 11, 2026
Cux Boy
(n) A male between the ages of 15 and 25 that one cannot fux with. It is comparable to the word "fuckboy", however a "cux boy" is simply intolerable to anyone with any semblance of social standards.