cuttlefish of cthulhu

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

by Robbie M September 14, 2007

The cuttlefish of Cthulu

A very large flaccid penis.

"Oh.. My.. Gawd, Jessica! Zane got pantsed at PE, his dick was like the cuttlefish of Cthulu!"

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016