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cutting board

a girl with no tits
When she took off her wonderbra, I found out she was a cutting board!
cutting board by KJMania October 16, 2008

cutting board

an emo kids arm
have you seen billys arm its a cutting board
cutting board by oxidiz January 18, 2017

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.
Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

Philadelphia Cutting Board 

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.
Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.
Philadelphia Cutting Board by Mebag October 10, 2016

Dirty cutting board 

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

Dirty cutting board 

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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