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Cutting Board

A girl with a flat ass and no tits
hey have you seen gina she's a literal Cutting Board
Cutting Board by thatonenigarboi November 17, 2018
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cutting board

a girl with no tits
When she took off her wonderbra, I found out she was a cutting board!
cutting board by KJMania October 16, 2008

cutting board

an emo kids arm
have you seen billys arm its a cutting board
cutting board by oxidiz January 18, 2017

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.
Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

Philadelphia Cutting Board 

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.
Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.
Philadelphia Cutting Board by Mebag October 10, 2016

Dirty cutting board 

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

Dirty cutting board 

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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