possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)
*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
by josh pleb head October 26, 2006
In the card game of poker: The person who is to the right of the dealer. In casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a "security check" after the cards are shuffled. Also known as to "cut off" of the deck.
- Did you really raise with Queen Jack into the big stack?
- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.
- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.
by Vinzi July 9, 2009
to cut someone off is too stop selling them whatever drug.
(In my experience its particular to heroin,.. It doesn't matter much if your bud dealer stops replying, only a drug you can be strung out on & get sick without.)
(In my experience its particular to heroin,.. It doesn't matter much if your bud dealer stops replying, only a drug you can be strung out on & get sick without.)
Junky.) "Andrew's been acting hella outta pocket lately. He caught an attitude because I wouldn't give him a handout."
Junky 2.) "He begged me for a dub the other day!! Sad to be such a bum you have to beg for a DUB."
Junky 1.) "Shame its got like this. He's lost since getting cut off."
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Dealer .) "Come without calling again & you're cut off."
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Dealer 1.) "Since I heard he tried getting at your girl I cut his ass off too."
Dealer 2.) "Damn G you didn't have to do that. I appreciate you though. Thats love. Fuck him."
Dealer 1.) "Don't even trip man. It was straight SCUM shit & you're my boy... I'd do it again."
Junky 2.) "He begged me for a dub the other day!! Sad to be such a bum you have to beg for a DUB."
Junky 1.) "Shame its got like this. He's lost since getting cut off."
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Dealer .) "Come without calling again & you're cut off."
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Dealer 1.) "Since I heard he tried getting at your girl I cut his ass off too."
Dealer 2.) "Damn G you didn't have to do that. I appreciate you though. Thats love. Fuck him."
Dealer 1.) "Don't even trip man. It was straight SCUM shit & you're my boy... I'd do it again."
by mongo69 February 27, 2017
guy: "Hey babe, let's go cut sometin!"
girl: "You stupid-ass mofo, you still cut off from the shit you pulled last week around yo' boys!
girl: "You stupid-ass mofo, you still cut off from the shit you pulled last week around yo' boys!
by Noliaboy00 June 6, 2005
by Jakov September 22, 2006
The act of making a lane change in a moving vehicle, while placing your turn signal on for one, but no more than two blinks to alert the other driver that you are in the process of cutting them off.
You need to make a lane change; however, if you place your turn signal on for too long other drivers will not let you in the lane.
Instead, you check to see that you can get into the lane, place your turn signal on, and immediately possess the lane. Therefore, giving the other driver a courtesy heads up that you are cutting them off. Hence, courtesy cut-off.
Instead, you check to see that you can get into the lane, place your turn signal on, and immediately possess the lane. Therefore, giving the other driver a courtesy heads up that you are cutting them off. Hence, courtesy cut-off.
by scriptdesigner August 23, 2009