Custard Pie
Custard Pie by Mr.Stonk & Big Tuna July 15, 2021
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custard pie
V. To Custard Pie
From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.
To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.
If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.
This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.
To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.
If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.
This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"
Man in Street 1: "Hey buddy! Good to see you? How you been? High Five!"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"
custard pie by Howester January 27, 2008
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Custard Pie
1. My Grandpappy was on the porch sitting in his rocking chair, finishing his 9th Pabst of the mornin', and let it slip that he gave Nana a Custard Pie last night!
Custard Pie by Richard "Dick" Goesinya July 16, 2021
custard pie
When a man busts a nut in or on a girls vagina and then eats her out and spits it in her mouth.
Burnt custard pie: Custard pie with the asshole instead of the vagina.
custard pie with sprinkles: Pubic hairs in custard pie
Zeke,Kyle,Kurt
Burnt custard pie: Custard pie with the asshole instead of the vagina.
custard pie with sprinkles: Pubic hairs in custard pie
Zeke,Kyle,Kurt
custard pie by Kyle Derosiers July 26, 2006
Strawberry Custard Pie
While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick
Strawberry Custard Pie by K February 16, 2015
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Custard's pie by MTM/le June 11, 2012
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