A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.
Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005