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Curbside Shopaholic 

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.
Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopper 

: one browsing through discarded items left on the curbside/street for garbage pick up.
A Curbside shopper must had stopped by since some of the free yard sale "left overs" are missing.
Curbside Shopper by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Curbside Slip’N Slide 

When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.
Jerry! Dad just left a curbside Slip’N Slide at mile marker 15!

Cumsiderate 

adj. -Having or marked by regard for for where to orgasm in deference to one's sexual partner.
1) I was going to climax on her face, but after much cumsideration, I decided that finishing on her stomach would be much more cumsiderate.

1) If you finish in a girl's eye, you are not very cumsiderate and may suffer a cocksequence or two.
Cumsiderate by matzamafia November 8, 2010

cumsideration 

When you pull out and cum on her tummy so she dosen't snail trail when walks about.
Babe!!! Why did you cum all over my tummy?
Baby it's cumsideration... I was thinking about you!!
cumsideration by DJ Dammit Man March 21, 2021

Cuntsiderate 

opposite of considerate, used sarcastically. Usually used in reference towards an unlikeable person or "Bitch".
1. That was very CUNTSIDERATE of Tina to borrow my truck without asking and making me late for work.

2.That was CUNTSIDERATE of you to tell everybody that I got fired today.

3. "well if you CUNTSIDER the source you will see why she is flirting with your boyfriend"
Cuntsiderate by Randy W. January 17, 2008
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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