When one's ankle is a cankle but has a lovely muffin top of thicc calve. One's calves will be shaped as a muffin top and one's ankes are the bottom of the muffin. The socks should look like lovely little cup cake wrappers.
Person 1: "Gee did you see Bethrocking some cupcankles?"
Person 2: "Yeah holy hell."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)