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cancophony

The loud sound(s) created when someone a) has a noisy bowel movement or b) has a bowel movement in a bathroom with acoustics that amplify or otherwise emphasize the sounds related to defecation (gas, the feces splashing in the bowel, etc.).
You need to install a ceiling fan in your bathroom because there's too much cancophony whenever someone takes a crap.
cancophony by jburden June 14, 2009
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cacophony society 

Cacophony is as cacophony does.

We are all around you.

Question your perceptions.
Cacophony Society - A better life through better living.
An instrument that plays a dreadful, harsh tone; derived from the word cacophony.
When John played his cacophone, the shrieks, moans, and groans emitted from the room weren't just from the audience members...
cacophone by Overmind September 22, 2005

cacophony 

An unpleasant arrangement of sounds. Can be used to denote disharmonization of a body of sounds, or those which are particularly intrusive.
Although I normally like plane rides, the three babies behind me created an unbearable cacophony.
cacophony by Rayne Lynn October 21, 2006

Chicophony 

The experience of being in multiple concurrent conversations while managing one primary conversation but retaining enough of a semblance of other conversations to jump in to another with ease. Primarily observed in greater Chicago area.
Steve and Marcy, somewhat aghast at the apparent impoliteness of the room of 10 Chicagoans all talking over each other, wondered how they could break through the Chicophony.
Chicophony by aretegroup May 5, 2016

Cacophonous

A loud, harsh, or discordant mixture of noise.

Additionally, Matthew Mercer's favorite descriptor for a loud noise, specifically when on Critical Role.
Percy let's out a shot with bad news and with a cacophonous boom it echoes through the mines of Kraghammer.
Cacophonous by Azraeladonis August 20, 2017

cacophony 

That one word Dimentio says in the Man On The Internet original piece "The Ultimate World Spun" that sounds really cool.
We perform, we rewrite the norm
And still are entertaining
Cacophony of circus horns
Proclaim your life is draining!
cacophony by carsonisgod April 13, 2020