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cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'
playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'
cunt and onion by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013
Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)
Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.
CUNTONIAN by Brett R. August 16, 2006

Cuntnion 

When a vag smells so bad it makes you cry like when you're cutting onions
You know Katie? Man she got a cuntnion.
Cuntnion by Notbeanz December 13, 2016
A cuntonian is a really bitter evertonian who has liverpool football club living rent free in their tiny brains. They live life from day to day wishing horrible thoughts about the red shite. Sadist cunt and evertonian combined to make cuntonian
A really bitter Everton fan, want a Cuntonian

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026