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Cunt nose 

More or less a different form of the fuck face insult, but instead of having a fuck for a face, said person has a cunt for a nose. Its like a disability.

"Oi cunt nose, cunt off"
"Cunting hell mate, that cunt nose just nosed in on your cunting bird!"
Cunt nose by Geared September 28, 2006
1: slang term for the clitoris, e.g. I can see your cunt-nose poking out.
2: term of insult, e.g. Piss off you cunt-nose
"Yeah baby, lick my cunt-nose"
"Oi, cunt-nose, what do you think you're doing?"
Cunt-nose by TreacleSkunk November 16, 2022
Cuntnose for dyslexics
"Did he just call me a nose cunt??"
"I think he meant cuntnose..."
Nose cunt by BeatleBabe007 November 5, 2024
–noun Slang: Vulgar.

1.A person who sticks their nose up the vadge of a woman during oral intercourse.
2.A contemptible person.
For Christ's sake Mike your such a cuntnose.
cuntnose by JonnyP106 January 1, 2009

Bully Cuntnose 

Bully Cuntnose is a character that smashes his own nose in for fun, often seen with a busted nose.
Oooeee I'm Bully Cuntnose, I've cunted my nose off
Bully Cuntnose by p.Paz November 16, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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