Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

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Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

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cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids

So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag

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An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)

Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!

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When a woman acts nice and friendly to your face but is a lying, conniving cunt behind your back.

I used to think Marie was pretty chill but turns out she's a cuntmeleon after I heard about that shit she said about me.

Cuntmeleon by O Juan January 14, 2017

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