Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

by neodevon555 February 20, 2011